The two Captains broke poor little Amy.
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User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No i’m not.
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: Yes I’m.
User: You are my mummy?
Cleverbot: I am your girl slave.
User: My mummy?
Cleverbot: Hast thou slain the Cleverbot? Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
User: Mummy!
Cleverbot: I want my mummy!
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No. Are you married?
User: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: Mmhmm.
User: You are my mummy?
Cleverbot: You are my favorite Demon Being.
(via fuckyeahdoctorwho)
Would you like a Jelly Baby?

“This is really kind of homoerotic…”
Because you know Captain Jack Harkness would be saying that right about now. With a wink and a grin.

“What happened to them?”
The scene that made me fall in love with Doctor Who all over again.
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David01: “Have I ever told you that you’re a handsome devil?”
David02: “Yeah, I know.”

I secretly wish I were ginger…
Perhaps that’s why I like the Doctor so much. We both really want to be ginger.
Anyway! Yes, I love red hair. Seriously now, it’s just so… beautiful. Full of colour and life, and… And it’s so pretty. Much love for you gingers out there.
So here it comes - the sound of drums.
Here comes the drums, here comes the drums.
Hey there, baby, baby!
You are my Voodoo Child - my Voodoo Child
Don’t say maybe, maybe
It’s Supernatural - I’m coming undone
Disengage, it’s over
Let me say
What’s on your mind
“I’m not gonna try to fix you”
A punishment for all your crimes
She’s not gonna...
(via fuckyeaheleventhdoctor)
He is so fine
That sometimes I’m tempted to answer a “How are you?” with “I’M MATT SMITH, THANKS!”
//Actually did...